i did NOT overeat on the holidays. I actually prepared our Thanksgiving dinner with my health and weight loss in mind! did i cheat???
yeahhhhhhhhhhhh a little.
*ahem* Exhibit A.
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| GLUTEN FREE French apple tart. unfortunately not carb free or sugar free. Shhhhhh! NEVERMIND! i don't wanna hear it. it was scrumptious! |
i'm good with it! cuz..... i enjoyed it, in moderation, and life is not about punishment!!!!
soooooo... i dont' even call it cheating. i call it .... "stretching the boundaries a little!" hahahaha
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, Forrest.
Life is like a rubberband. You gotta know when to stretch it! (ya like that one, don'tcha!)
ok! so i hit my goal early - right??? yup. i surely did! I bet 11 months, 35 pounds. and i hit that goal in 6. (Feel free to stop reading and break out into a happy jig for me. jig away! i'll wait.)
but..... i didn't bet my WHOLE goal. I bet what I thought I could do without stressing myself into an early death by aneurysm.
mission: ACCOMPLISHED! aneurysm: NEGATED! (or at least delayed....)
My brain has not succumbed to an early demise brought on by impossible weight loss goals.
hooooooray for my beautiful grey matter!!!!
but now... i still have 20 more pounds that i want to tackle. I already won the money (but getting check in April) and i'm not gaining that back! i know this because i'm not stopping here. It's not even like "ahhhhh, now i have some wiggle room!"
no. oh, no, my friends.
there is no wiggle room. wiggle room is for jiggles. and i'm getting rid of all my jiggles. hahahahaha
but i already made it sooooo farrrrrr with weight loss.....you're probably bored with the whole weight loss thing by now... right??? I kinda am. I mean - i just feel like i'm less concerned with the weight now (which is a HUGE thing for me to say. i mean.... it's unbelievable that i just typed that. who are you and what have you done with the real Leah???)
i mean - to me?? now??? i want something kinda crazy. he he heeeeeee. yeahhhhhh baby.
i mentioned it months ago - but i was so heavy - i couldn't even imagine attempting to start this. now i'm 35 pounds lighter. i have no more excuses! LOL
so - without further ado..... i give you. my goal for April.... or you know, when hell freezes over.
either/or!
